Tuesday, January 19, 2010. If I were to tell the press that millions of Americans would be blown up by an Iranian nutcase, or that your Congress has stolen the entire contents of your savings with health care reform or bailouts, nobody panics, because its all part of the plan. But, if I tell the press a few homosexuals are upset over their little wee wees in California, why, everyone just loses their minds! And I thought my jokes were bad. HOW ABOUT A MAGIC TRICK? Lithuanian Preside.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017. Friday, December 2, 2011. Here is a real update, full of my opinion on lots of important and substantial issues that you can quote from me when I run for president. Gays- How a poor substitute for the real thing ever got so much acceptance with people claiming not to have any mental deficiencies is beyond me.

Well, friends, here it is the beginning of another year, and who knows what this year holds? I know what I wish it to hold, which is, probably, no different than what everyone wants. and most of all, peace. for ourselves, and for those we hold near, and dear, to our hearts. But will our wishes come true? And speaking of watching every word spoken, how many have lost jobs, and careers, just in the last year, because someone said .