Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties. Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwa.

Within the heart of every stray, Lies the singular desire to be. Boobs, Injuries and Dr Pepper.

The collage of my mind. 1987-88 from my school archives. Registered in La Camara de Comercio de Bogota. Rough for a 5 de mayo greeting card for an advertising agency, Toronto.

By chance I ran into someone the other day who reminded me I have a blog. Today it told me to log back in. It took me 5 minutes just to track down my password. So I opened it up, prepared to be horrified and ashamed of the terrible writing that must of taken place here. Its even touching, and a little bit raw, like only a naive 20ish girl could be.

Miscellaneous Buldada from Your Favorite Docktor of Forbidden Science. Wednesday, December 31, 2008. Thursday, November 20, 2008. My new tattoo on my right calf. line work with shading, going back for color in few weeks. Tattoo by Adam Potts at Acme Ink. Monday, November 10, 2008.

Saturday, November 27, 2010. Saturday, September 18, 2010. Thursday, January 21, 2010. I know you are but what am I. Tuesday, October 27, 2009.

Musings and rants of an anarchist. There was an error in this gadget. Blogs I Visit Every Day. What Kind of Racist Are You? The Return of Vache Folle. Wednesday, September 02, 2015. She passed her citizenship test a few weeks ago and is waiting to take the oath and become naturalized. Tuesday, September 01, 2015.

A cyberpunk socialite looking for something to rebel against, or at least his next bong-hit. Monday, August 15, 2005. Ghey is SO yesterday! Check me and my partner-in-crime out at Mean Queens. I am a student of literature by day, and a non-stop party animal by night. Well, parties, that can be had from my living room couch while watching Buffy. The Customer is Always Retarded.

Sunday, November 4, 2007. Saying Good Bye Grandma Ryan, Rest in Peace. We had dinner with Cameran and my mom and then we had Birthday Cake and then we opened up presents. It was a nice quite night. We will miss you always and forever. We love you Grandma and we know you are watching over us. Here are a couple of pictures. Friday, November 2, 2007.

The Random Rantings Of The Beer Man. Monday, July 7, 2008. Early Birthday Present To Me. Some pics of the newest member of my household. Friday, June 27, 2008.