Over 30 and a still a virgin. A life spent trying not to expect. Saturday, 11 January 2014. New year, new home. I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to it. Thursday, 6 June 2013. My friendship with T is over. Then she sent a text saying she wanted.

Friday, April 19, 2013. Why do you wanna know? This year, these past few months have been. Or I say two words, and their faces.

Tuesday, 4 August 2015. Nerdboy asked me to marry him and I said yes. I was doodling or something.

Thursday, 13 August 2015. It never rains it pours. What do you guys think? Uni or working holiday? Wednesday, 22 July 2015. Euro trip, school and aloneness. Was it a fluke? .

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. All you need is love, or is it? 17 August, 2015. Grateful for my first world problems. I have lot to be thankful for.

Heat is a great unmotivator, still. I meant to only have one non-vegan day. But then there was fudge. And B brought me some chocolates, so I had eat those. This looks normal, I know! There will only be a m.

Chronicling a desperate attempt to get legitimately laid. Let this be a lesson to every girl who ever loved more strongly than her object of affection. And let my woe be the wisdom which will be ignored by the thousands of girls who think their circumstances are ever so different. The words will go unheeded, of course. It is another chapter in the loveless life of me.