When you find strange hands in your sweater. Sunday, July 16, 2006. I have relationships with two really great men. Is equal to the love you make. Wednesday, July 12, 2006. I got a new toy! .

the problem is, it ran away a really long time ago. I try and try and try to behave like an upstanding person. The closest i get is standing up while getting screwed. While fun, its not going to get me anywhere in life. well obviously work is part of this. i want to have an al.

When Monkey Butlers Rule The World. I WILL BE KING! Wednesday, March 21, 2007. Tuesday, March 13, 2007. I hate it, and so does Johnny Cash. All I tried to do was change my layout and everything got all fucked up. Monday, March 12, 2007. Thursday, March 08, 2007. By they, of c.

Friday, August 15, 2008. Saturday, July 26, 2008. Sunday, July 13, 2008.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off. Sunday, April 06, 2008. According to a whole hell of a lot of people the definition of this word is as follows. Friday, March 28, 2008.

Who Are You, Anyway? I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep. Tuesday, October 10, 2006. I just got tired of all the bruhaha about the template so I started another blog but then after I raged against the blogger machine. I went back to the old template. Friday, July 21, 2006.

I was looking forward to the thought of moving. Only problem is that your past has a way of sneaking up and slapping the shit out of you. Long time, no see.

FAT DRUNK AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, SON! Wednesday, July 09, 2008. Is she going to determine where he goes to college? .