Snarky Librarians often share amusing quips or satirical witticisms that are as entertaining as they are blunt. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Well, this is cool. One thing that I love about the library proffession is that we serve everyone, we are inclusive, we pioneer good customer service, and librarians are usually up to something cool. Jack Rutland, library exec.

NEW AMERICAN SENIOR CITIZEN PROGRAM. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! No problem. Need glasses? Links to this post.