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Poetry about family and everyday things. As I walked in the graveyard. Like I so often do. I found a small headstone. With an old Concrete shoe. It seemed to be worn from. Time spent on top of a stone. Yet it seemed to fit perfect. Like it felt right at home. I thought of the strong winds. That did not make it fall. The snow and the ice storms. The rain and sunshine it saw. I thought of the days. After days that it stood. On a hill all alone.
With song parodies by Smell Silverstein. Monday, July 16, 2012. Is this my rectum? Smells like a sewer. No escape from my anal glands. Butter up my thighs and flee. Because I fart real fast. This is how my wind blows deadly fecal splatters from me. Mama, just killed a man. Pressed my ass against his head. Mama, I had just had lunch. And then I went and farted in his face.
Thursday, November 22, 2012. Im thankful for hope and audacity,. My friends, I adore,. But then, even more,. I treasure my stomachs capacity. Wednesday, October 31, 2012. Peter, Peter pumpkin-eater,. Arent you tired of this old meter? Remove your wife from pumpkin shell. And once shes outside, treat her well. A little bit o spice, a little bit o sweet. A little bit o something delicious to eat. Pancakes are perfect for being discreet-. Peter, Peter pumpkin-eater,.
To Sell Your Gold FAST! Monday, 14 September 2009. Poems About Gold and this is another one and its called this Gold so popular. Saturday, 12 September 2009. Poems About Gold and how gold is compared to the sun. Thursday, 10 September 2009. Poems About Gold and I really like this one its called gold you are worth It. I Really like this one. Gold you are beauty and worth.
How This Blog Was Born. In Which I Defend Myself Against Imaginary Poets. How Many Dates Have You Gone On, Anyway? Well, maybe you have a Problem. Mission Cantina, Sunday, 8 pm. In architectural restoration, adding,.