1 You grind coffee beans in your mouth. 2 You sleep with your eyes open. 3 You have to watch videos in fast-forward. 5 You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer. 7 Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. 9 The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks, they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times.

Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tells us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth.