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Sunday, March 20, 2016.
I started a new project today. This will be decorated with vintage jewelry pieces and beads and fitted with lights and sold on Ebay for hundreds of dollars. Finished With Paint- Drying Time. Trying Out Different Mixtures of Paint. I plan to paint the base a gold-ish color, over which I will paint several coats of 18K gold leaf. The bow will be red. Drying Time For The First Coat. I know, I know.
A website about the life and times of my one-eyed red willy. Wednesday, July 11, 2001. Last night I masturbated into a condom and this morning my penis smells like latex. Slightly chapped and wholly flaccid. Shows no signs of any future excitement. Thursday, July 05, 2001.
This boy deserves a million reblogs. This boy deserves a million reblogs.
Avec son joli protège agenda.
To my dick and my wit. The memoirs of a wannabe porn director and comedian. Kinda ass you fuck unmercifully.