is it? Thursday, 13 March 2008. The Boyfriend currently lives, astoundingly,. He is a bit of a maths geek. He is not unlike Rainman. So then, when do you think The Boyfriend will move down here so you can be together? Asked me. So no ring on the finger just yet then, eh? .

Go to the new one. Got us tickets to see Russell Howard. I swear I must be allergic to examinations.

Thursday, April 16, 2009.

The Holy Church of Magna is a non-religious religious group currently focused on enlisting all known mankind and figuring out which chips and salsa to serve at meetings to maximize efficiency. Tuesday, October 24, 2006.

Tales of nonsense and items of little interest, sometimes true, always poorly thought through. Less sophisticated than most newspapers and magazines. Sunday, August 2, 2009. Give The Dog A Bone. Something is wrong with the family hound. It started out as quite amusing but now, after a week, it is becoming unnerving. To make matters worse, he is getting things stuck to it making it even more noticeable. A clump of hair, a marshmallow horseshoe from some Lucky Charms, bird seed. Sunday, July 26, 2009.

Thursday, August 28, 2008. I have my drinking belt on and im ready for a whole lot of cursing and spit balling. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. No one involved in the adv.

The Blog Shall Set You Free. A cathartic outlet for my pent-up rantings. Monday, 28 January 2013. Dear Reader, the time has come to flee; my refuge has been discovered. The angry cries of the villagers grow louder and I can hear their slavering hounds baying for blood. In the midst of my hurried packing I glance out the window and see the ever-closer horde brandishing pitchforks and flaming torches. When an anonymous blog is no longer, well, anonymous.

Tory Councillor for Smithfield Car Park, Ludlow. Add me as a friend on Facebook. Tuesday, 15 July 2008. Contrary to popular opinion, I am not dead. I no longer have the ability to travel as freely as I would like.