The place to find out about the Chainsaw Noir works of author Garrett Cook. The winner of the First Annual Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. I have four exciting Bizarro pulp novellas in print. Check out my books, my paintings, my music and my stories. I also do freelance editing and manuscript critiques. Become a Fan on Facebook. Bust Down The Door and Eat All the Chickens.

Reaching a new level of alt. obsessive, 1000 words at a time. Hi, readers of my defunct book collecting blog.

Comments in lieu of content. If you believe in planets. In the quiet of my heart.

If you were a platter of pancakes. To the moon, Alice. If you were a platter of pancakes. Published Saturday, November 29, 2014 by Frank Sauce. A laced haste of uncertain ways. Begins a girded lane, a clause. Of men The longest stooge. How I feel the day and you. We are people living in a sea of people,. Heaped on bones, stretched through phones. Day or two sopped up with work.

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I look upon you head on. Just simply trying to find you. An empty glance is all I receive. Some may call this home. Her inane analysis suffocating my left ear,.