I created this blog to share my experiences with Lifestyle Pets with you. Sunday, July 21, 2013. Last week ABC News aired a story about Simon and Allerca on the show The Lookout.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007. Well, I managed to go a whole fortnight before my commitment to regular postings went out the window, but in my defence I have had a busy week. Not only have I started rehearsals for the next play, but have been taking various courses at work including the test for my personal licence. And going on various other trips.

In which I count how many letters to the editor published in the Guardian and the Observer are written by men, and how many by women. Monday, 30 June 2008. Who noticed on Saturday that the aforementioned Times. Had an article on what sort of people write into the paper. From it we learn that the Times. Receives around 600 letters a day, of which about 18 get selected for publication. We also learn that at least one Times.

Friday, October 25, 2013. Good Idea, Bad Idea. Giving your woefully sex-deprived husband a 30-minute, chocolate-covered blow job. Using so much chocolate fudge sauce that 2 minutes in, instead of looking like a wanton, buxom porn-star, you realize you look remarkably like Augustus Gloop in a Cadbury factory at Easter. Sunday, October 20, 2013. I had a tiny back garden with no grass, no light, and a short gate that the Pirette could.