Tuesday, May 10, 2005. The other night I was sitting home watching a Tivo of. Nice to be back here at the Fortress of Decrepitude. Bet not many ladies come. Not without being able to change the channel, no.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005. Tom Cruise on the Universal Efficacy of Vitamins in Treating Every Medical Problem Known to Man. I sat down with award-winning actor. Your deciding to speak out publicly and authoritatively about medical matters makes you sort of anomalous among movie actors. Well, take for example Christopher Reeve.

LETTERS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA FROM KIDS OF TEABAGGERS. To Paraphrase Art Linkletter, Kids Say the Most Damning Things! Tuesday, October 13, 2009. I am very happy that you are our President. What was it like to be borned in Kenya? Dear Mr. I think you are awesome! How come every time my daddy says. He wiggles two little fingers up in the air on the. Keep up the good work! Dear Mr.

Thursday, March 5, 2009. In my query letter I said my hope was to publish the interview in either. US News and World Report. I have to say, there is an undeniabl.

NICK COUNTER SAVES THE MOUNTAIN GORILLA. ONE BLOWJOB AT A TIME. Thursday, January 24, 2008. This was the impetus behind the formation of the. Association to Make Protection a Top Priority. His plan, though doubtlessly well-intentioned, was either lost on or too-well understood by the Mountain Gorilla. Soon he was to find the events would awaken self-discovery for all concerned. From the virtual steno pool that the AMPTP had made of the local print journalists? Pretty good I bet! Both of the Mountain Gori.

TWEAKING HARD IN A MOTEL ROOM WITH NOAM CHOMSKY. Monday, December 17, 2007. I had put in an inquiry for an interview with Professor Chomsky through an administrative aide in the Linguistics Department at M. Are you available to meet? Um, yes, of course, absolutely; when and where? Can you get some Tina? .

Oprah Battles High-End French Boutique Racism. Friday, June 24, 2005. The furor surrounding the refusal to admit Oprah Winfrey and her longtime companion to Hermes in Paris after store hours has escalated to the next level.

THE BUSH TWINS SAVE THE WORLD! SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. Wednesday, May 23, 2007. INT OVAL OFFICE - DAY. PRESIDENT BUSH sits behind his desk with ALBERTO GONZALES seated before him. You need to wear a sombrero at all times. No on the poncho, sir.

Monday, May 02, 2005. This was taken by some to mean that there was an interest in changing or at least shifting the sensibility of the comic, one of the great one-panel strips in cartooning history. In fact, contained herein are some stabs that very narrowly skirted legal action.

Catalog of Classes for August 2005. Monday, July 18, 2005.