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I live in Antarctica! Wednesday, February 15, 2012. My second season on the ice has come to end. With that said I give my apologies for not writing nearly enough in this blog. I just seemed to get lost in life on the ice. So before I go, I will give you a little recap of the last few months. It really was a good day.

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