Famous quotes by comic and funny man Groucho Marx. Wednesday, May 2, 2007. Saturday, March 17, 2007. Women should be obscene and not heard. Sunday, February 25, 2007. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.

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Shakespeare Quotes - Famous Quotes by Shakespeare. Wednesday, April 16, 2008. But love is blind and lovers cannot see. The pretty follies that themselves commit;. For if they could, Cupid himself would blush. To see me thus transformed to a boy. Friday, April 4, 2008. Friday, March 28, 2008.

Famous Quotes and Famous Sayings Blog. Wednesday, April 16, 2008. Friday, April 4, 2008. Friday, March 28, 2008. I shall pass this way but once, in good, therefore , that I can do or any. Kindness that I can to any human being , let me do now.

Famous quotes by comic and funny man Woody Allen. Wednesday, May 2, 2007. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Saturday, March 17, 2007. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Sunday, February 25, 2007. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Blog of the Day Awards. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Tuesday, January 30, 2007.