Parents do a lot of thankless things for their kids. It starts with poop-filled diapers and carries right on through until the time they leave home. Among those thankless tasks performing taxi service ranks high. especially when in the midst of preparing for a particular event like, say, oh. Worst mother in the world.

Please quit referring to David Carradine as Gasper, the Kinky Ghost. Friday, December 18, 2009. You know Davis, and Justin and Faldo. But do you recall,. The most horny golfer of all? Tiger the blue-balled golfer. Always wanted to chase tail. And if he ever met them. He would leave a bad voice mail. All of the other golfers. They never let poor Tiger. Join in any skins golf games. Then one soggy Major Eve. Tiger with your balls so blue.

Lives and times of an arrogant Charlie Brown. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. If nobody reads a public blog, does it really exist? There are times like right now that I truly do feel like the modern day Charlie Brown. I am completely unable to succeed. I am the failure face. Thursday, February 17, 2011. Today marks 23 months since I was RIFd by United Community Banks. On February 1st, my mortgage was foreclosed.

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I Laugh, Therefore, I AM. A humorous view of politics, religion, human behavior, and insights toward everyday happenings by a single guy living in downtown Chicago. Saturday, May 27, 2017. Settling on a pair of gold lamé. Slide sandals, Karen ambled through the aisles of the Pay-Less toward the cashier to make her purchase.

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. Monday, November 19, 2012. Oh how things have changed. Thursday, November 01, 2012. Wednesday, August 15, 2012.

Technically wine is healthy, right? Thursday, June 14, 2012. A Tale of Two Kitties. Iwanski and I have two cats, Autumn and Hattie. They are both old-ass 15-year-old cats. And recently, they have both decided to be more annoying than EVER. So we cut her a break. Oh, and if I pet her for only jus.

Radix Omnium Malorum Avaritia- The Root of Evil is Greed! It is time that liberal views are seen for what they are- MAIN STREAM- , just because a view has been tagged as liberal by the right wing media and pronounced liberal by the talking heads does not make it a bad idea. Here is a place where we will embrace our liberal ideas and thrash through them to prove that they are RIGHT for America. Things that make you go Hmmm. Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Living frugal and green in the Chicago suburbs. Tuesday, April 13, 2010. About 5 years ago, we discovered an ant infestation in our home. I tried lots of remedies. I found the spot where they were entering our home, and I doused it with red pepper, vinegar, cinnamon, baking powder, you name it. The only thing accomplished was a spiced house, the ants trudged right through. I used a flat pint jar liner t.

My life is an after school special. This blog contains personal, professional and political observations of mature city girl who has mooved to a small town- a town less than suburbia. It may also personal reflections on religion, sex, raising children, relationships and the state of the world as I see it. I am now a been there and done that twice mom. Yep, procrastination, denial, and avoidance. Ways to make the letting go a little easier.