Saturday, May 2, 2009. So I am back home. He said that a Man should be able to lie at the bottom of a hill with his throat cut, slowly bleeding to death, and if a pretty girl or an old woman should pass by with a beautiful jug balanced perfectly on the top of her head, he should be able to raise himself up on one arm and see the jug safely over the top of the hill. Friday, January 2, 2009.

The Rants and Ramblings of Locke. Thursday, October 1, 2009. Jim moved in to the neighborhood in the year 2005 with his frail, old mother. Jim was left to the four-bedroom house all alone. Jim has never been married. Jim is in his late sixties now. Jim likes pianos- player pianos, that is. Jim bought multiple player pianos of all different ages and sizes and makes. Jim filled the house with these pianos. Jim listens to these pianos play ragtime tunes every day.