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Wednesday, January 22, 2014. Head on over to I Lay Smiling. Welcome to my blog! Follow this blog with bloglovin.
Because I want to share the joy of having photoshop. And message me for the password. Everything should work fine but if not please let me know.
Hold My Horses Will Be Moving. Away from live journal soon. I am sure nobody is crushed by the news. Story Written to be Published in an In-Flight Magazine. I was the man who killed Osama bin Laden. I killed him because he looked at me wrong in a strip club in Nebraska. What the fuck were both of us doing in Nebraska? National Medal of Honor? Fuck them to the fucking moon.
Letter I wrote David Bowie in 1992. Tiny Dicks Matter If Used Strategically. Strategic use of tiny dicks. Alfredo Marinara Moves Olive Garden Customer To Tears.