My goal is to either make you laugh, vomit or begin to feel genuine disgust for me as a person in general. If you are taking time out of your life to read the fallout of my limited wit and severe brain damage, then just by a gun and shoot yourself. Wednesday, June 13, 2007. I am happy to announce that by unpopular lack of demand, I will still not be posting blogs. If this effects your life in any way, please jump off the next bridge you cross. You will live, trust me.

Monday, February 25, 2008. Wednesday, June 06, 2007. Suzie, we must be really vain to have done a 100 things. 81 Why is it that I am half black and I have a flat ass. I guess my Chinese genes are pretty strong. 82 My husband is two years younger than I am. And good friend committed suicide last year. 84 My good friend from high school. Passed away from an aneurysm.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Friday, February 16, 2007. Wow, I am really, really horrible at keeping up with this blog. So when I got home from work, I looked at my unopened jar of peanut butter and, sure enough, it was one of the recalled jars that were contaminated with salmonella.