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And the memories they carry. In the hopes and dreams,. In the human spirit,. Lives the miracle of life. I wish to be? For I have,. Born in your blue eyes,. To live on your cheeks,. My love, how do I explain what you mean to me? You are the laughter in my.
POPULAR QUOTES BY AUTHOR AND TOPIC. Thursday, August 27, 2009. I was surprised to find that Albert Einstein the noted scientist was very philosophical. I wanted to share these quotes with you my friends. THE WISDOM OF ALBERT EINSTEIN. Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Science is a wonderful thing if.
Short stories, monologues, and essays. Love is a whore at the corner of Hooker Lane and Prostitute Crescent. She is looking at your eyes and she sees something and it feels like love to her. She cries and her tears are real. She touches your face with her pretty little hand and goosebumps run up your spine and you lose your breath. And you? You pray God wil.
This is really going to hurt. This is not going to end well! No, no, seriously never mind the sugar,. And no really you keep the cup. Bye! HE PLAYS THE HAR MONICA. Is it just me or does this tree look like Bill Clinton. I had no tools but I needed firewood. Of giving the establishment the finger.
TALKING PICTURES AKA CAPTIONS BEHIND BARS. This is the last time I vacation in Mexico. A NEW CLEESE ON LIFE. In other ways which made him. A huge Porno Star worldwide. The size of a Python. Sorry I had no idea. You were in here Marge! Her dresses were especially designed. To accommodate her unusually large. And strangely shaped rear end. No wonder he won so many fights. Victor often forgot to close.
HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! A FEW CHOICE JOKES. A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head. Did anybody else here see my face? Did anybody else see my face? He shouts again, waving his gun around.
Saturday, 31 December 2011. Top five funny football goals. Friday, 30 December 2011. Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Funny Qoutes and Videos. Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2012. Q 2 How does sugar taste? Wedding .
Funny Questions,Funny Youtube Video Clips,Funny Thoughts,funny stuff,funny Sms,Funny Unanswered Questions. Sunday, October 4, 2009.
Some of the best action comedy movies. Can be classified by the lead actor or actress. Have all been stars in such movies. The plots are infused with comedy while crimes are unraveled, conflicts driven to a climax, and lives changed in dramatic ways. Whoopi Goldberg starred in the action comedy. Tommie Lee Jones and Will Smith starred in the original.
Collection of funny quotes and humorous quotations about time, sex, religion, celebrities, death and lots more categories from actors, comedians, politicians etc. Wednesday, December 28, 2011. Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Will the highways on the Internet become more few? The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. I mean, a casket with Internet hook-up? Give me a break.