Sharing pizza and decorating tips with at least twenty other girls named Constance, in our secret pink apartment in the city. Tuesday, October 12, 2010. I remember her being cute. She has not aged well at all. And married someone with unfortunate genes. And neither of them passed good ones to the kid either. Tuesday, March 30, 2010. Is it completely unreasonable to expect this with no rehearsal? Thursday, February 19, 2009. I got a Diva Cup.

Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed.

Because we all need a little constance every now and then. I am a regular blogger elsewhere, but this is my anonymous blog. Like C1, if you know me in a non-online way, out out out! Married to Eric, and mom of preschooler Gavin and toddler Louis. I work full-time and this blog is my very pink apartment in the ciy. You can email me at constancethesecond at gmail dot com. Other pink apartments in the city.

Saturday, April 19, 2008. A horrible tale of enough already. It is difficult to gather the strength these days to just deal, you know? In perusing the internets. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. Well, I always knew it but my dad and others did not.

Because everyone needs a special place to call their very own. Monday, June 2, 2008. I have a confession to make. I can NOT tear myself away from this show. And right now VH1 is airing Bachelor marathons. This is not good for my productivity. because there is a definite possibility that I get just a little dumber every time I watch it. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Discuss at my pretty pink apartment.