So, I was just watching some porn. As many of you know my favorite porn is lesbian porn. Why? Cuz dudes just fuck it up. But with lezzie porn you get chicks actually getting off, with no dude balls getting in the way of my hard on and in general doing some freaky ass shit to each other.

A collection of stories, musings, thoughts, photographs, and other assorted sundry for the mind. Follow along and find out about any appearances, interviews, or when any book signings are scheduled, so you can come meet him in person. Tuesday, September 26, 2006.

You my friend are really fucked up and need some help. Thursday, June 04, 2009. Porn Buddies of the Fighting 405. I realized lately that I watch porn to keep me company while i jerk off. Monday, May 28, 2007.

Friday, July 07, 2006. So follow me if you like. Thursday, June 29, 2006. I love my boys to death, and I know they love me.

This blog is to share my secret life. Thursday, August 08, 2013. I just bought a travel toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and baby wipes. My thong is packed in my bag.

I am what you say i am. A little of all is all of a little. Confessions of a Dumb White Guy. Is it worth it? Saturday, December 23, 2006. On and off this outlet over the past year has helped in so many ways. To the special people who visit and care, thankyou.

I gradually became aware that I was sitting on a small cart. It was travelling slowly along a narrow concrete track heading down a hill. It was an alpine slide. That summer I had worked at an amusement park in New Jersey called Action Park. The alpine slide there had been one of the main attractions.